Kate Middleton walks into the royal jewel room and serves it to Meghan Markle.

© Eamonn M. McCormack/PA Wire/PA Images The Duchess of Cambridge attends the Place2Be Wellbeing in Schools Awards at Mansion House in London.Disclaimer: This article is intended to be tongue-in-cheek. I'm just a big fan of The Crown, corgis and scenarios that may or may not ever occur in real life.

It’s Thursday morning in Kensington Palace and staff begin to drop their dusters, shuffling from the corridors with haste as the whispers begin to circulate. Kate Middleton is on the move.

Stepping away from her laptop, Kate has just discovered that she – the Duchess, the wife of the heir to the throne of Britain, the mother of two of the most adored children on earth – is not filling the news feed of countless humans around the world for the third week in a row.

All the palace staff will tell you, it's been this way since the news of Prince Harry dating "the American" broke.

And now, all people want to know about is Meghan Markle's family and career and Harry's intentions and what their official combination couple name will be.

"Marry" hardly works, because the younger Prince is known to be a commitmentphobe, but "Hegan" sounds too rough; too Scottish.

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